these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
