I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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