There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
BRING THE BAGELS
Drunk is not a location!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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