she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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