Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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