youre lurking in front of me
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He? As in you personified your dick?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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