grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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