At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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