2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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