Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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