He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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