idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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