This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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