My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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