On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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