yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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