she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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