i need an iv and a liver transplant
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
nutella sex= disaster
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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