just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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