awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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