So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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