i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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