Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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