I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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