nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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