As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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