Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
