Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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