Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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