How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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