great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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