I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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