This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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