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I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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