Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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