girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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