Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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