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party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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