What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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