Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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