did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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