yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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