we have officially lost it.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
