do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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