Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
How does it feel to date your dad?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
