Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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