i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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