ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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