i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize