i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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