This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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