If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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