The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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