where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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