awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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