I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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