Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
